JoanArkham

I bet they're sharpening the pitchforks and readying the torches right now......

I can't wait to see what awesome new homemade teabagger signs are lining the road to my parents' house!...

True, although I certainly did not mean it that way......

We drove by the Delaware construction last weekend. It's gonna be a horrorshow. (Excellent traffic last weekend, under 5 hours to NYC. I guess the secret is to spend an entire extra week with your fa...

Without the larger subsidy, it's cheaper for Mr. Arkham and I to drive in together, including parking. And generally 15 to 30 minutes faster. We won't completely abandon Metro, but will probably spli...

The two-piece comes with a biscuit! (OMG, I'm very, very sorry for that. I think I need to go home.)...

Yes. "If." Theoretically......

Is it weird that I'm really curious about what kind of box the body was found in? "Body found in a refrigerator box" and "body found in a shoe box" are completely different stories......

Awesome. I want to learn how to do this....

(forgot the "ancient, bad dance music" tag) But seriously, there is no way you're going to get people to stop having kids even if they have to pay for them. The kids will just wind up in the foster c...

But people are still having sex, and nothing seems to stop them......

Hmm. I love Toronto, and it would be nice to have a cheap non-driving way to get there. On the other hand, the one time I tried Megabus (to Philadelphia) the entire reservation-waiting for the bus-get...

I think (assuming a proper warrant) the minute they bust in it's no longer your property, it's evidence....

THIS!!!...

Because no one could ever just, you know, observe those things then write them down later. Maybe we should all be blindfolded for our own safety....