Kev29

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Admiral X - your school hired Debbie Yow, thanks for THAT chuckle. Though I'd expect nothing less from the ACC's community college. Oh and enjoy another winter of Sidney Lowe basketball! Go Terps...

Borderstan Yuppie Thanksgiving Catastrofuck!!!...

Senator, I served with Haywood Jablome, I knew Haywood Jablome, Haywood Jablome was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Haywood Jablome!...

Pff, but it's no Garrett Park! [NYC Bodega Hair Pulling Brawl Ensures]...

Also, make sure you annoyingly correct people's small vocabulary gaffes (such as using less instead of lest) because you're a smarty pants that went to Bowdoin but now makes coffee for the Undersecret...

I am going to opt for the pat down and murmer "Oh yeah,baby", and "You know what I like" in my best best Charles Krauthammer voice. ...

I'm playing quidditch, so it just looks like I'm masturbating...

I'll be downloading full body scans of people who seem to be scared about people caring enough to download full body scans of them. ...

If you're going to be stuck in an airport security line or twiddling your thumbs in the passenger seat of a car today Those of us from DC get to drink and cavort tonight without enduring hellacious t...

The bathroom at The Quarry House...

Maryland teenager going for eight straight win at the Apollo... Really cool story - thanks....

Did you know that the Redskins, Caps and Wizards have been equally (un)successful in the playoffs over the last decade? Each team has advanced past an opponent once since 2000. Caps fans can start suc...

Or Benning Rd. Hill... Benny Hill for short...

How about Staines-on-Thames?...