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KittyLiteral

  • Name: Kitty Literal
  • Job: Human Domination
On November 22, 2010 10:29 AM in Morning Roundup: Reflective Edition, they said:

Actually, incarceration kicks in his "Cradle to Grave" plan....

On November 19, 2010 10:41 AM in Morning Roundup: Those Damn Kids Edition, they said:

Would he even know if someone touched his junk? Just wonderin'......

On November 19, 2010 10:37 AM in Morning Roundup: Those Damn Kids Edition, they said:

Or if he was in NY....

On November 17, 2010 10:24 AM in Morning Roundup: New Business Edition, they said:

Yes, but are the wages greater than welfare?...

On November 16, 2010 5:23 PM in Back In My Day, All We Had Was An Apple IIe and We Were Glad, they said:

How long before the shipment "disappears" and turns up on eBay? (As with most other forms of technology issued to DC schools.)...

On November 16, 2010 11:38 AM in Morning Roundup: Licking Wounds Edition, they said:

Call me cynical, but I suspect Wells is just trying to provide some semblance of a bleeding heart after this....

On November 10, 2010 4:27 PM in Want To Meet The Lion Cubs? Better Get Baking, they said:

I'm in. I can bake and I may have access to commercial kitchen space....

On November 10, 2010 12:38 PM in The District As A Pop-Tart, they said:

T-shirts? Are T-shirts in the future?...

On November 10, 2010 12:38 PM in The District As A Pop-Tart, they said:

Brown sugar cinnamon might more accurately depict the Potomac. Or chocolate, but "this ain't no Chocolate City no damn more," is it? ...

On November 9, 2010 10:18 AM in Morning Roundup: Fired Up Edition, they said:

Meaning the equipment, but I suppose you can read that euphemistically as well....

On November 9, 2010 10:18 AM in Morning Roundup: Fired Up Edition, they said:

Then he lost it....

On November 9, 2010 10:17 AM in Morning Roundup: Fired Up Edition, they said:

ouch....

On November 8, 2010 10:22 AM in Morning Roundup: Bye Week Edition, they said:

Someone should do a cost comparison. What's the diff between removing children from their homes at birth, educating them year-round, feeding them 3 squares a day until 18 (hell...make it 21), etc. an...

On November 5, 2010 12:39 PM in D.C. Teacher Arrested After Punching Student In Mouth, they said:

If I had a dollar for every former student who returned years later to say, "I was such a wiseass, you should've punched me in the mouth," I could pay this guy's bail....

On November 2, 2010 11:08 AM in WaPo: One of Your Commonly-Used Hashtags Is Belong To Us, they said:

It would certainly explain the proliferation of errors since -- sorry, dude, but I gotta say it -- Sommer left....

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