i'll give anyone $100 if they can match the color of his teeth to the exact Pantone shade of yellow....

something tells me that hippo is anything but happy....

...enough food and toilet paper to last a day or two... so basically i should run to Costco to buy some food and a palette of toilet paper? bad storms make me nervous and really flush out the ol' pip...

i see at 7-9 season coming up....

if i were to kiss the cup, i'd use full-on tongue. sluuuuuuuurp!...

i've known community organizers, and you sir, are no community organizer. my favorite part of the speech was when Palin's little girl licked her hand and smeared her spit on the down syndrome baby's ...

if McCain wins there will be many more photo opportunities like this one....

You'd shave your armpits before you vote Republican... that's brilliant. :)...

"Vote McCain, because you know you want to have sex with my running mate." "Vote McCain. Sure you wanted Hillary, but my running mate is much better looking than she is and her husband is a pro snow...

monkey, you've got me thinking... if Palin agreed to be nude at all times, i may in fact vote for McCain. they'd have to buy some new convertible limousines too. i'd be OK with being held up by her...

by "filling gaps on the top of the ticket", do you mean the vagina/minority gap?...

so Barry went all the way to Denver to score some hookers and crack?...

Clinton was governor of Arkansas for roughly 10 years and had lived/breathed politics since he was a kid. Bush was governor of Texas and i'm sure most of us wish he still was. he's still not qualifi...

from a CNN article: "Congressional Quarterly said her past occupations included being a commercial fishing company owner, outdoor recreational equipment company owner and sports reporter." that expe...

regardless of which stance it is, it's somewhat dangerous to be doing in the Dupont neighborhood, if you're picking up what i'm putting down....

i think McCain just shot himself in the foot with this pick, which is just fine with me. it's going to be fun to watch this one unfold as she fumbles her way through the election....

@MS - anyone who is picked as a VP running mate should be fit for fulfilling the role of the President. i don't see how a former sports writer/beauty queen who has been the governor of the wilderness...

i believe this is the "post Ben's chili bowl" stance....

she's an attractive older woman, but seriously, i wouldn't describe her as "hot". she's much hotter than Joe Biden though. i think this is a poor choice on his part. given that he could fall over de...

hey do you see David Hasselhoff anywhere? how about Carol Burnett? Don Johnson? that kid who played Webster? is Mikhail Gorbachev there? how about Lance Armstrong? is the chick who wrote Harry Po...