McGillicuddy

step back into the a$$hole, Liz, then step out of the a$$hole, and leave it wide open....

aside from being downright hilarious, that's the ugliest cake i've seen. what are those colors? 'light black' on white? you should have at least put a pink, sunburnt, Segway-riding, fat tourist on ...

i think the new logo should have been Marion Barry boning a panda while eating a half smoke with one hand and shooting hookers with the other, but this one will do just fine. happy 5!...

yes, they've really rebranded themselves. it's a kinder, gentler site where people can leave snarky comments about guns, hookers, and Jim Graham. can you feel it baby? i can too....

i hear Muhammad and Malvo are kinda bored nowadays. are there any car trunks in Rock Creek Park that they can use for a few weeks? deer-be-gone....

City officials are taking the opportunity to remind joggers to always carry ID on them. in case you're found face down in Rock Creek Park or are hit by a Metro bus. this jogging things sounds more d...

"We Win Trophies". talk about an expensive ad campaign gone terribly wrong....

let's erect a "ghost person" on the corner, cover it in flowers and candles, and leave it there for eternity (or until a bus takes the corner too tight and swipes it or DOT removes it)....

i'd just like to say that i love the new American Apparel ad and can't wait for the day they start advertising their see through body suit....

no EXIF data? and where are the feet?!...

none of you have answered my question. i think Davy DCist needs to draw me a picture or perhaps i should do some in depth research with one of them prostitutes....

i fully understand adjusting balls, but how do you adjust a vagina? i wasn't aware that they ever needed adjusting. i think someone needs to draw me a picture....

we can either beat the Kennedy horse for a few more days or: - debate which is better, Five Guys or Five Girls - debate which is better, junkpunching or hobo strangling - debate which is better, feet...

damn, is that a saxophone or a sexaphone. get a room!...

Howard Dean has a bitchin' spray tan....