Mojotron

Les Boulez earned that win, but they had a big hand from Elton Brand and that stupid flagrant foul on Javale McGee that (iirc) turned into a 5 point play (3 point play + got the ball back > another ba...

I went down to Guantanamo and saw Kiki in solitary confinement and she was all like "ennnnh" and I was like "whatever"....

note to self: don't try the smoothies at DrewSTFU's place....

For a while now I've been marking my stuff so that it'll show up under a blacklight, but I've been making the invisible ink myself........

Yeah, never thought I'd say "that strip club bouncer is a hero", but it's true- he probably saved several lives that night in sacrificing his own....

Ugh, this is absolutely awful. I'm saddened to hear it....

I was expecting the town bell to ring a la Blazing Saddles when she said that....

Ugh, got my Magritte and Duchamp mixed up; the bike in the plaque looks like a Dali....

"ceci ce n'est pas une pipe" -Marion Barry...

the Bryce Harperi-peri chicken sandwich I've heard they're planning to do a Ben Rothlisburger where you have to get the mayo from the bathroom wall.......

"shortly after at 5 p.m." - you could pedicab him faster than driving him at that hour....

I heard they called up ma bell and they traced him on down to a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town it was there that the vice squad with their field glasses read the lips of that amorous m...

I wouldn't hold out much hope for a full refund. Or the Creedence....

god I hate everything that whale represents. ...

They should give it to the Palace of Wonders....