Nate

Yes, totally, I forgot about that ridiculous excuse! My own theory was that she was just too busy getting blazed with the Thievery Corp. guys to pay attention to the clock . . ....

Nice enough music, but she also pulled one of the rudest concert stunts I've ever witnessed. A few years ago she started a 9:30 Club show well over an hour late, even though there was no opening band...

That's a pretty tasty salad, actually, in small doses. I think it actually comes off the Velveeta or Miracle Whip packaging (or maybe both, since they're both Kraft products) . . ....

It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes....

I know, I know, any excuse to declare an "anniversary" and all, but . . . You do realize that they've only been the First Family for a little over 9 months, right? Are we going to get another "first...