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Looks like he corrected it and now my funny stinks....

"DCist Editor Heartlessly Describes Murder Getaway Vehicle as a 'Call'"...

You should get in touch with Jorida. I'm sure she could use your dazzling legal expertise....

Whoa, whoa, whoa, just because I'm reading the City Paper while being blown by a dude does NOT mean I'm gay. I mean, it's not like I'm blowing him or something gay like that!...

This is reminiscent of when Kenny Rogers Roasters moved in across the street from Jerry and Kramer. Please, please stop with use of "the BizJo." It aches....

+1...

Will spending my time commenting on a blog 17 times per day help me in this quest? Get worse....

I'm sorry Mr. DeLong, but you sound like a total p*ssy. You got hammered at Tom Tom and left your shit in a taxi. You're an idiot. Similar to a previous poster's experience, I left my phone in a cab...

Wow- not good for the thousands of spectators of the Marine Corps Marathon......

Up next in the series: Luminarias with the Clandestine Candlestick Maker...

A heads up about this last week would have also been a nice "revelation," though I'm not sure it would have "tasted just like it smelled."...

I cannot get over how fucking ugly these statues are. This is a ballpark, not Irvine Contemporary. These needed to resonate with the least common denominator attending games (me). The fact that it ...

Nice layout, friendly bartenders, solid prices and a kick ass quesadilla. Haven't been to Chef Geoff's or M&S Grill for happy hour since this place opened. Now if they could only procure comically o...

Just submitted: Dear Sen. Kyle, I'm very concerned with the state of the Metro here in Washington, DC. It seems budget shortfalls and debt are creating an untenable situation and I worry for the fu...

This 1500 word missive seems more appropriate for the City Paper than dcist. I guess you need to do whatever it takes to include this quote: “The drag queens are here to help you get drunk, get laid...