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On November 12, 2010 2:05 PM in Report: P.G. County Executive Jack Johnson Taken Into Custody, they said:

Riots and looting will commence at PG Plaza in 5... 4.... 3..... 2.........

On November 9, 2010 11:40 AM in Montgomery County Will Open Liquor Stores On Sundays, they said:

Great. Just what we needed. Even MORE time to buy Sutter Home and YellowTail. Who gives a shit about Sunday hours, when the county won't allow anything decent in its stores? ...

On November 4, 2010 11:59 AM in Funeral Procession For D.C. Police Officer To Close Roads Today, they said:

Admittedly, I may not be totally up to speed on the layout of 95/395 in Virginia, but isn't that the highway with the HOV lane running down the middle of it? Why not just have the funeral vehicles us...

On November 3, 2010 3:39 PM in Awkward Public Dancing: Politicians Are Really Good At It, they said:

Kwame Brown is making me feel all funny inside....

Or doing a word-search puzzle like the lady Metro driver I saw a few weeks ago. Now that was encouraging....

"Crash Into Me"...

My initial reaction to watching it was that something was fishy about all of it (because by nature I am a skeptical asshole). Then, I watched the other view (from the opposite platform) and saw that w...

I love that the other passengers immediately moved to the camera range and started waving their arms.... because they know the station managers/employees in the station's booth wouldn't have been payi...

On October 14, 2010 11:30 AM in Target Apparently Giving Away Free Groceries At Union Station, they said:

Right.... 'cause October is prime tomato season. ::::head hits desk::::...

Ten bucks said he rode his bike there. Goddamned bicyclists. ...

On October 8, 2010 10:17 AM in Fenty: "I Left It All Out There", they said:

The unions discourage analogy comprehension....

On October 7, 2010 5:55 PM in Fenty: "I Left It All Out There", they said:

Whatevs, Fenty. The mayor in NY is better, anyway....

That's about as appropriate as good-jobbing a 3-year old for playing in a sandbox....

On October 7, 2010 12:03 AM in This Just In: More Lion Cub Photos!, they said:

+9million...

On October 6, 2010 10:57 PM in Butch Warren Reportedly Fired From Columbia Station, they said:

Butch Warren. Man. His story breaks my heart. Gotta get out the old Herbie Hancock and Thelonius Monk albums......

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