The Mayor of Chocolate City
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Hello, and welcome to the District of Columbia Police Department Resc-u-Fone. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are...
Home Rule Shmome Rule... Who cares about what I may or may not have done to destroy this city. The real question is - how good did I look circa 1976? The answer is - stunning? Did anyone see that p...
Why is it when I heard the word "school" and the word "exploded" I immediately thought of the word "Skinner"?! ...
Sex Cauldron! I thought they closed that place down....
Don't believe the hype ladies - you can't get preggers from precrime....
Wale is the truth. On "The Mayor for Life" grading scale, I give him 5 out of 5 fedoras. Queen James on the other hand......
You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza! ...
Speaking of tax bills... This guy is in MY ward. He owes me for providing him with such stellar representation through the years. The least he can do is pick up my tax bill from 1971-2009....
I, for one, welcome our flan eating overlords. One word of advice - Soy el verdadero rey de esta cosa, por lo que actúa en consecuencia. Yours in skullduggery, TMOCC...
It only took 19 years, two months, and two days...but I'm finally getting her back...at tomorrow's press conference, I'll reveal that my new kidney came from Hazel "Rasheeda" Moore - "Bitch set me up"...
wait...you mean i'm supposed to pay taxes on the money i skim from the summer jobs program???...
Maybe Greggs didn't get in, but $50 says Bodie's ghost was on stage during Obama's speech, spitting ghost spit and slanging Blue Tops and dat Pandemic ish......
Bad grammar makes me [sic]...maybe!...
The Mayor of Chocolate City saw flurries in South East near the Navy Yard around 1:30... The Right Honorable Mayor also saw the quasi-homeless guy that runs me off the road on a daily basis put snow ...
*tap, tap, tap...* is this thing on??...
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