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Nobody in their right mind would plan on going there today, anyway. That place is an enormous clusterfuck on non-holidays....

Ellwood Thompson will indeed pay. Ted Loza is on his way to Richmond as we speak....

His music is also shit....

This shouldn't surprise anyone. Constitution Hall is a terrible venue for rock shows....

He isn't exactly setting the hockey world on fire so far this season, so maybe he needs to STFU about women and worry about doing his job....

Those kids must be really fed up with bedbugs if they've resorted to manufacturing DDT in their dorm rooms. ...

That guy who owns the place is a scrawny little shit. I have a hard time believing he is capable of beating anybody....

This sort of behavior isn't too surprising, coming from Shitty LaBitch....

Well duh, was this a surprise to anyone? I found out from someone very close to the chancellor that she made her decision the day after the election. Can't tell you where she's headed, though....

I wish there was a way to keep these maps out of the hands of real estate agents and developers, because otherwise we're in for a deluge of cutesy neighborhood names that nobody living has ever heard ...

Fine, leave the bar untouched, but PLEASE, give it a little once-over with a wet rag, for the love of God. And completely gut the restrooms and kitchen. That place is FILTHY....

How's the Dogfish Punkin Ale? I've been meaning to try that, but the high-alcohol-4-pack configuration has scared me off thus far....

Ohhhhh myyyyyyyyy....

If you thought the Nats were fucked under Kasten's leadership, you're in for more of the same. The Lerners are model cheapskates who will replace Kasten with a president who will make the Pirates' org...

He is also Moby's dad. ...