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Name: Sir Remington Snugglebottom III
Location: Silver Spring
Job: Sexecutioner
Tell us about yourself: I am NOT a merry man!

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On August 21, 2008 4:16 PM in LNS Reality Show Has a Name, they said:

Oh please. Any heterosexual male who says he wouldn't dip it in all three of those women is a lying sonofabitch. The mocking going on here only serves to mask the desperate dreams of a million high ...

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On August 14, 2008 2:37 PM in So You're Having Trouble With Your Landlord..., they said:

I used to have a landlord who just wouldn't fix things. Not out of malice, mind you; she just never got around to calling repairmen. As a consequence, I would fix just about everything myself, and d...

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On August 6, 2008 3:22 PM in From Adam Express, With Love, they said:

Love Adams Express. Guess it'll be too crowded to go tonight, now? You give DCist far too much credit....

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On August 1, 2008 2:12 PM in Montgomery College Bans Tobacco Anywhere on Campus, they said:

Remember when high schools had a "smoking tree"? Could you even imagine that existing today?...

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On July 31, 2008 1:56 PM in Ass-grabber Craigslist Rant Forced to Re-Post, they said:

Hey, I just realized you used one of my photos! Hooray!...

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On July 15, 2008 3:35 PM in All Hail the Scofflaw Cyclist?, they said:

I ride my bike to work. My primary concern is visibility to motorists. I make sure people know I am there, but I try not to get in the way unless necessary for safety reasons (ie, a car cannot possi...

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On July 14, 2008 4:36 PM in New Proposed D.C. Handgun Rules Unveiled, they said:

I HAVE A TINY PENIS AND I AM SCARED OF PEOPLE WHO DRESS POOR AND ACT DIFFERENTLY! WHERE IS MY GUN NOW!!!...

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On July 10, 2008 3:08 PM in Takoma Park City Council Votes to Oppose Foie Gras, they said:

Ah. Takoma Park, where people are willing to take a stand, so long as that stand doesn't involve them actually putting forth any actual effort....

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On July 8, 2008 1:27 PM in Woman Killed by Garbage Truck in Dupont Updated, they said:

#1 cause of cyclist fatalities: pulling up to the right of a car at an intersection, then it turning into you while you go straight #2 cause of cyclist fatalities: riding on the sidewalk and being st...

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On July 7, 2008 9:47 AM in Morning Roundup: Gunshots or Fireworks? Edition, they said:

You know, I really hate to be the party pooper here, but... FiOS sucks. Now now, I am not saying that the underlying technology sucks, or that fiber to the house sucks, but FiOS - Verizon's implemen...

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On July 3, 2008 11:08 AM in Journalist Shot in Adams Morgan, they said:

Bunch of fucking savages in this town....

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On June 24, 2008 4:12 PM in Public Meeting Tonight on District Pedestrian Master Plan, they said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't they also already have a series of ward meetings about this?...

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On June 4, 2008 11:00 AM in Morning Roundup: Falling Into Place, they said:

Clinton won't be the VP. The overwhelming majority of Clinton backers will vote for Obama. Obama will draw independents at the same time that Barr draws conservatives. The race won't even be close....

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On June 3, 2008 12:23 PM in Naked Bike Ride Planned for Saturday, they said:

Don't use the internet if you're afraid of seeing a little ass. So will I be the only one there in a trenchcoat?...

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On June 2, 2008 10:16 AM in Maryland Slows Down Capital Crescent Cyclists, they said:

Clearly, they need to widen the trail. Four lanes in each direction!...

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