I'm Sad about Happy .......
It's the end of the world as we know it! Maybe!...
Maybe somehow the PG County police will find in their investigation that the shooting of the baby was justified because it was about the size of a dog....
I'm hoping for a miracle this evening. mir·a·cle ~ Pronunciation: \mir-i-kəl\ ~ Function: noun ~ An event that appears inexplicable by the laws of nature and so is held to be supernatural in origin...
I'm betcha' every man in America was clutching his goodies last night after listening to Governor Palin. And Hillary too....
Woe is me. Gone are the days when I could talk on my cell phone, hold a beer, light a doobie and put on my mascara. And I was never once late for work!...
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son....
I'm engaged to get married in April! Maybe!...
That's ... That's ... Son of Deep Throat!...
"...but delegates at the Republican National Convention welcomed the news because the girl has said she will keep the baby." The RNC really needs their head examined. ...
@wonderwazz - 1998 was a very good year for black-footed ferret sperm! The complexity and character was splendid overall....
Metro should seriously think about installing firemen's poles ... I haven't had one break down on me yet!...
I'd rather be reading something else. ...
Yes, I want an apology from Senator Clinton. I also want to be 5'4" but that ain't gonna' happen either. ...
People in Denver don't give a crap about DC. Put the word COORS on the banner and they might take notice. ...
Foiled again ... I thought he was wearing leather chaps!...
Thank you, DCist! You've helped me decide who I'm voting for in November. It ain't Obama.......It ain't McCain.......It is that bear cub in the leather chaps. ...
The last time I checked this was DCist.com, not DNCist.com ...
Fiddle-dee-dee. Convention, Convention, Convention! This convention talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this summer. I get so bored I could scream!!...
@EdTheRed - Ooooooh, kinky!...
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