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I find it offensive that he's pardoning a white turkey. Although personally I prefer dark meat. ...

Lucky you!...

Alabama?!?! Please don't tell me you have relatives in Dothan....

Come take control, just grab a hold of my body and mind soon we'll be making it. Honey, oh we're feeling fine. You're my medicine open up and let me in. Darling, you're so great I can't wait for yo...

I'm downloading images of you downloading full body scans of people who wish they could download their full body scan so they can share it with other people who have images of their full body scans....

Giant Food hates children, the Salvation Army and Thanksgiving!...

After his video interview was done, Mr. Wells went over to get the Steel Reserve, looked at the can and asked, "Who has put pubic hair on my Steel Reserve?"...

Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You've got it all wrong. Babellonia was in Purple Rain. ...

Leggo my Eggo!!...

I've got great news for you - the Pope now approves of goats and condoms!...

It really wasn't news worthy and neither was the guy. ...

I got me a red whistle and I don't feel ridiculous one bit!...

Thank goodness I just ate my ham sandwich!...

TAX. THE. STREETCARS....

Hey, someone stole the stats for Chicago!!...