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On November 24, 2010 3:07 PM in Photo Booth: Going Home, they said:

Even better, say you "work for the Government," but be deliberately cagey beyond that, in the hopes people will think you have a super cool, important, and secret job....

On November 23, 2010 1:59 PM in First D.C. Walmart Rendering Surfaces, they said:

The only difference is one is has been bequeathed the seal of approval by douchey pseudohipsters such as yourself, the other hasn't....

On November 23, 2010 10:40 AM in First D.C. Walmart Rendering Surfaces, they said:

Where are the overweight, waddling Teabagger types?...

On November 23, 2010 10:37 AM in First D.C. Walmart Rendering Surfaces, they said:

some people want to be buried there!...

On November 22, 2010 2:37 PM in Considering Capicostia, they said:

sounds like "Crapicostia."...

On November 22, 2010 2:02 PM in Cyclist Hit by Taxi Seeks Witnesses, they said:

There was no statement of red-light running in the cyclist's claim, only the cabbie's. Also, whether or not bikes run that light all the time has absolutely no relevence on whether or not this partic...

On November 22, 2010 10:05 AM in Cyclist Hit by Taxi Seeks Witnesses, they said:

no, because the taxi also claimed to be coming down 17th, so if New Hampshire allegedly had the red, he'd have a green. It's amazing how completely opposed the two reports are. I would've thought se...

On November 19, 2010 1:28 PM in Ellwood Thompson's Columbia Heights Deal Off Again -- For Good, they said:

um, that wasn't meant as a reply to Jamie....

On November 19, 2010 1:28 PM in Ellwood Thompson's Columbia Heights Deal Off Again -- For Good, they said:

Word to the wise... referring to Columbia Heights as "CoHi" makes you sound like a douche....

On November 19, 2010 1:27 PM in Ellwood Thompson's Columbia Heights Deal Off Again -- For Good, they said:

they hate it 'cause they have to mingle with working class folk....

If there ever was a perfect illustration of why old "lamestream" media is still light years ahead of "new media," this post is it. The sad thing is, there actually *is* a story in there... as in, is ...

On November 17, 2010 9:18 AM in Back In My Day, All We Had Was An Apple IIe and We Were Glad, they said:

I don't get Ipad envy. They're neat for about two minutes, and after that, it's just an oversized smartphone, without a phone. Plus something about them makes their owners look like douches when us...

On November 16, 2010 7:18 AM in Go Home Already: Higher!, they said:

apparently I must have said something that set one-star off months ago, and he can't seem to get over it. This is why a license should be required to use the Internet....

On November 15, 2010 5:18 PM in Photo Booth: 2010 Tweed Ride, they said:

the difference is that hipsters will give you any number of claimed practical reasons for riding fixies, all of which are total bs -- there is no practical reason. At least there's no pretending thi...

On November 15, 2010 3:04 PM in Photo Booth: 2010 Tweed Ride, they said:

I think that's pretty much spot-on......

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