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angrypenguin

  • Name: Matt
On November 23, 2010 9:55 PM in Fenty Releases Adjusted FY2011 Budget, Cuts Abound, they said:

With you in spirit, Monkeyrotica. However, I'd bet that most of the salaries you're talking about are collectively bargained and this wouldn't really work. I would be fine with some sort of salary cut...

On July 13, 2010 1:09 PM in 2010 DCPS Test Scores Decline (Updated), they said:

Scores at the secondary level went up. That's nothing to scoff at, and should be in the headline. Scores at the elementary level went down, but a dip is to be expected after two years of huge gains....

On December 15, 2008 4:37 PM in MPD, WJLA Adopt 'Borderstan' Moniker, they said:

Monkey said: I'm with stmove. I'm boycotting Cambell Brown until she starts showing more cleavage. Enough to shoplift a book in. This is why I stopped watching "60 Minutes." Um, Andy Rooney can hid...

On August 11, 2008 11:18 AM in Morning Roundup: Miracle Weather Edition, they said:

Anyone have any tips on where to view the Perseids tonight? ...

On July 23, 2008 10:30 AM in Morning Roundup: Remember the 80s?, they said:

Hmm. Merriam Webster considers "crochety" a synonym for snarky. Somehow, "Papilloma Way" made me look up snarky, and, well, there you go. Crochety. hee hee....

On June 23, 2008 3:07 PM in No 'D.C. for Obama' T-shirt?, they said:

@ Monkey: Did the Dharma Initiative, the Bene Tleilax, and the Tetragrammaton sell their interests in demstore.com? ...

On June 23, 2008 2:52 PM in No 'D.C. for Obama' T-shirt?, they said:

Well that seals it. I may vote (Quixotically) for Obama, but his webstore minions will be receiving no terrorist fist jabs from me. ...

On June 20, 2008 1:09 PM in Duke is People's Choice for D.C. Quarter, they said:

Hmm. I think Zombie Duke Ellington might be at the Hotel Continental in this shot. ...

On June 19, 2008 4:10 PM in Secret Reason for Trinidad Checkpoint?, they said:

Maybe it was just a means to put a rapid response team at a strategic corner. It's possible that they were using a show of force to stop some sort of witness reprisal/etc. Of course, this is not a...

On June 18, 2008 3:55 PM in Next Stop, Delaware Village, D.C., they said:

Where would Delaware Village be? Would it include an enormous bridge over Rock Creek Park (perhaps near Klingle road?) I'd like to avoid the tolls. ...

On June 18, 2008 1:29 PM in Transit on Wednesday: Supply and Demand, they said:

@Alex in DC: As soon as I abolish sweat, I'm there. But wet pits in August do not client confidence build. It's hot out here for a Penguin. End the tyranny of the calm, cool, and collected! ...

On June 18, 2008 12:41 PM in Intercity Bus Terminal Planned for Southwest, they said:

@jtmeyer This actually makes sense: multiple options. So, let's find three places in the city that are: a) metro-accessible from multiple lines b) going to lessen the traffic problems caused by th...

On June 17, 2008 2:31 PM in Schools Roundup: Heads in the Sand Edition, they said:

Man. That PDF contains some stuff.* Impressive, considering how much of it had to be learn-by-doing and how much was just dealing with legacy issues. *Stuff /= garbage. Please, I don't need Gary the ...

On June 16, 2008 11:09 AM in Metro Knows Kung Fu, they said:

Oh, Metro. Much like the guy who takes a woman to Oyamel and the Kennedy Center on a first date, you will never be able to live up to the standard you set with the Peeps video. You should have starte...

On June 13, 2008 1:45 PM in Electricity is Back, Metro Stations Reopen, they said:

I, for one, welcome our new metro-saboteur pyromaniac, Frank-Herbert-reading CHUD overlords. ...

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