It appears this 'Deer Hunter' enjoys playing Russian Roulette with both his campaign finances and his ladies. Oh wait.. Dee Hunter? Never mind then....

There was a time when you could add dependents to your federal tax return without proof. When the IRS asked for social security numbers, a large number of dependent children disappeared overnight off ...

Mary Cheh should fine anyone who comes within 3 ft of her. Think of it as an untapped revenue source: after a few council meetings with Sir Gropes A Lot, aka Phil Mendelson, and the $131 million budge...

With the closing of the Union Station theater, that crowd of rowdy black teens around Gallery Place is only going to get rowdier and well, er, lets just say rowdier. ...

New evidence, including a backpack and a pair of baseball hats left behind at the crime scenes.. Yes, yes.. the suspect is hatless. The dcist commentariat is well aware....

While some less affluent residents get priced out of organic markets, I would argue they just aren't realizing the full potential of a $4 cucumber. Its not 'just for salad' kids....

And if you worship a porcelain deity, Nando's Extra Hot Peri-Peri sauce ensures a memorable day of one on one atonement. ...

documents containing confidential information about ABRA.. These documents are said to include the original lyrics to 'Take a Chance on Me' and the first draft of the forthcoming Mamma Mia sequel....

I know a real Wasilla resident who lives in Alexandria. So is this person a resident of Wasilla or Alexandria? ...

You know I've always considered myself an unofficial 'friend of the National zoo' in that I'm no longer trying to hunt these animals for sport....

With Renee Bowman in custody, who is going to cater the Marion Barry reelection bash? The man has exotic tastes; a party platter from Costco just won't do....

While military service is undoubtedly stressful and may lead to relationships conducted outside of marriage, I hardly see the need for a federal agency to regulate it....

Washington Mystics general manager Linda Hargrove has been fired, and a formal search for her replacement has already begun. Understandable; they just weren't playing Mystics basketball....

I think Metro can fund their needed improvements with untapped revenue streams: those people who fall asleep and don't get off the train going 'Out of Service'? Sell them to the international slave tr...

You know if these monitors told me which lovely ladies on the platform were single, I'd fund their needed infrastructure improvements....

With a collapse of the global financial markets I'm looking forward to the coming bindle-pocalypse. Three cans of dog food is worth a few hours of my time. Unless its store brand again and I have to s...

So much violins in the world today; is a day of peace too much to ask for?...

Two girls on the V9 bus: More like the VD bus, am I right fellas?...

Nice, ahem *clears throat*, federal assets you got there. ...

Before anyone starts whinging about $3.00 cucumbers remember: its not what you pay for the cucumber that matters, its what you do with it.....