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• Commented on Committee Approves Same-Sex Marriage Bill
  Appreciate the offer, but Mom really wants to see me walk down the aisle, and that's not going to happen on a first date. Unless we're lesbians, maybe....
• Commented on WTOP Report Provokes Anger Among Area Cyclists
  Can't fight the Seether. I can't see her til I'm foaming at the mouth. Well, if you need help finding the Seether, here's a clue: the Seether's Louise....
• Commented on Committee Approves Same-Sex Marriage Bill
  Hooray! Now all I need is someone to marry. And to be gay....
• Commented on WTOP: Fenty Using Police Escort for Cycling Team Rides
  I can't wait to vote for Leo Alexander for mayor. Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get carried away. Shouldn't we at least consider starting a draft movement for a retarded monkey first? (This message paid for by RETARDED MONKEY FOR...
• Commented on Big Shake-Up at Washington Times
  I hear that the kids are more concerned with their trust funds than the cult's political standing, so they're likely to be open to any change that might stop the bleeding, whether it involves going further right or back towards...