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On November 24, 2010 10:27 AM in Morning Roundup: Reading Material Edition, they said:

I might beat reading an article about whole-body scanner protests while you are standing in line for your full cavity plastic explosive search. I wish I had your self-esteem....

On November 24, 2010 9:39 AM in Morning Roundup: Reading Material Edition, they said:

How do drivers effing rear end a bus? By getting their license from a box of Cracker Jacks. And by "a box of Cracker Jacks", I mean "the state of Maryland"....

On November 23, 2010 8:04 PM in Go Home Already: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, they said:

To be fair to Graham, Tiny Tim is a mean drunk....

On November 23, 2010 9:48 AM in Morning Roundup: On The Road Again Edition, they said:

Gonna be horrorshow, huh? Well, I was planning on going to Baltimore to see some lewdies, so maybe me and some of my starry droogs will check it out after we're done peeting moloko plus Drencrom or V...

On November 22, 2010 12:33 PM in More Dangerous: D.C., Or This Statistical Analysis?, they said:

Not just Chicago, but also Aurora, Decatur, Elgin, Joliet, Naperville, Peoria, and Springfield. In other words, every city in Illinois except Rockford. (I guess the Rockford files are safe.) (Unlik...

On November 22, 2010 12:19 PM in Scare Force One Glide Past Cherry Blossom Bombshells, they said:

In #11 (and #12, although she's not tagged), the Scare Force One defender is Velocityraptor, not Sookie Slaughterhouse. (The picture does sort of evoke the typical Sookie Slaughterhouse expression, b...

On November 22, 2010 9:47 AM in Morning Roundup: Reflective Edition, they said:

Incidentally, we now have confirmation from the Word of Courtland that his earlier defense of Jack Johnson was not intended as satire, despite perfectly reasonable people believing it was. I called i...

On November 18, 2010 9:24 PM in Old Timers vs. Myopic Twits, Round 1, they said:

+1. Hell, +2....

On November 18, 2010 5:04 PM in He Can Drive Right Into My Personal Internet Hall Of Fame, they said:

No, this is the most appropriate soundtrack....

On November 18, 2010 3:33 PM in MoCo Cop Given $185 Ticket For Accident Which Paralyzed Child, they said:

To be fair, some bicyclists don't come to a complete stop at red lights....

On November 18, 2010 12:37 PM in Pressing Questions Of Our Time: What Kind Of Condom Are You?, they said:

I got "College of Notre Dame of Maryland". I think the quiz needs to be updated....

On November 18, 2010 10:02 AM in Morning Roundup: Up and Down Edition, they said:

No, they hate all bicycles, even those older than they are. Bicyclists get in the way of the chauffeur and slow down the limousine, so by the time they get to the fox hunt the ice cubes have, horrors...

On November 18, 2010 9:53 AM in Morning Roundup: Up and Down Edition, they said:

That's crazy talk, OTR. The Committee of 100 is consumed with a frothing hatred of bicycles and bloomers on women....

Alas, I don't think that's gonna work. Damn shame; otherwise, I'd start every international vacation with a day or two in Montreal. On the other hand, maybe I will anyway. I can ask the security go...

On November 17, 2010 7:58 AM in Back In My Day, All We Had Was An Apple IIe and We Were Glad, they said:

Tetris is what kept me from the elusive 4.0 in college. I've also never been been beaten. I know a good professional-quality dominatrix, if you're interested. (Back when we were in school together, ...

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