connie dobbs

Website: twitter.com/nylonthread
Location: northern virginia
Tell us about yourself: I married monkeyrotica.

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On October 1, 2010 2:53 PM in Go Home Already: Enjoying The View, they said:

That's what he gets for riding the ominously scary >>Yellow...

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On June 16, 2010 11:31 AM in Top Chef D.C. Premieres Tonight, they said:

IMGoph, I'm with you: don't care much, don't have cable & with SWMLuvah on WTF is the Oval Room? Poll me: Answer #5....

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On June 4, 2010 2:16 PM in Click Click: Strawberries, Salad Greens, and Schoolkids, they said:

Don't forget Honey-Buns and Andy Capp's Fries! When we lived across from Cardozo High, I picked those wrappers out of the front yard daily....

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On June 4, 2010 1:55 PM in McLean, Tysons to Be Hit by Loud Pile-Driving Metro Work, they said:

Can I teleport in and out of Tysons through that sinkhole? Because that might be my remaining means of getting to work. Damn all my coworkers who live in Loudon County, with their "just-fine" commutes...

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On June 3, 2010 9:41 AM in Morning Roundup: Back to the Future Edition, they said:

It was news to me, but I have a problem with storing new memories. Have I told you about my condition?...

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On May 28, 2010 2:41 PM in Peanut-Free Seats Available at Nationals Games, they said:

Keep yr pants on, Slim. DC's a small town and all... DCist is even smaller....

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On May 28, 2010 2:30 PM in Peanut-Free Seats Available at Nationals Games, they said:

Ollie, if that is your real name, I've been meaning to ask because there aren't too many Ollies out there — does your last name begin with F? ...

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On May 28, 2010 2:07 PM in Peanut-Free Seats Available at Nationals Games, they said:

A kid in my daughter's daycare almost died because despite a peanut & tree-nut ban on the food items brought in to eat, the staff were using peanut butter as glue or something in a multimedia art proj...

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On May 21, 2010 12:10 PM in Morning Roundup: Changes Edition, they said:

Monkey, this is the kind of nonsense that keeps our marriage tight. Bonus: the monklets are perpetually confused and open to instructions from the mothership....

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On May 5, 2010 2:58 PM in Morning Roundup: Testify Edition, they said:

Oh, I'm pretty sure the lead singer of the Boredoms (that other Japanese noise band that played at 9:30) understood me well enough when I asked if he wanted to paint the town with us. His answer -- in...

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On April 30, 2010 2:17 PM in Morning Roundup: Testify Edition, they said:

Don't forget how the sweat-soaked leather + excessive metal adornments + rotten wood flooring (soaked with beer/urine/vomit) all coalesced into "eau de Stable-Equinesque." The stank in the old 9:30 al...

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On April 30, 2010 2:06 PM in Popcorn & Candy: The Illusionist, they said:

RRowr! Men who paraphrase Shakespeare in context are hawt!...

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On April 14, 2010 10:02 AM in Morning Roundup: So Long, Summit Edition, they said:

Before I made the whale decoration, I tried prying off the oreos, but they were too crumbly. It wouldn't have been complete without some amount of fail! Good times, everyone....

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On April 13, 2010 1:51 PM in Morning Roundup: Tragedy and Travails Edition , they said:

Oh, and cue Monkey, "You're not wearing that, are you?"...

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On April 13, 2010 1:49 PM in Morning Roundup: Tragedy and Travails Edition , they said:

Mrs. Monkey here. I'll be wearing a vintage, rather ugly, Uruguayan burnt-sienna suede jacket. Easy to spot!...

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