dc dawg

Sad day. Clinton Portis is a beast and a fearless football player. His presence on the field, in the locker room and at post-game press conferences will seriously be missed. So long and happy trails S...

Stop being myopic little twits! I'm sure brother Courtland will have some wise words for why your outrage regarding "catch and release" and the "he's a good boy who's never been in trouble " defense i...

That pancake looks awful happy! Hey, wait a second, where's that pancake's other hand? Does he/she happen to be a lefty?...

Hey MB, Being a jive turkey in a ward with a turkey shortage isn't such a bright idea, especially so close to Thanksgiving. Gobble gobble......

Groomes is A-OK in my book. Free Groomes!...

That was the bus talking?? Thank goodness. I thought "my lil voices" were getting real dull and ordinary. ...

Now it will finally be safe to go jogging alone in Rock Creek Park again. Thank you!...

Anytime I notice someone walking behind me at night I instinctively grab my house keys from my pocket, position each key between my knuckles and turn around violently yelling "bring it on mothersucker...

Where's my flying car charging station?!...

Well, I have a cushy government job AND I'm working today. You're welcome. ...

I'm Redsikinned too!...

Replace DiVanna with Monkeyrotica in that last bullet, then it finally makes sense. ...

Don't hate on Iceman, you guys. Try being frozen in a block of ice with no sex for thousands of years before passing judgment!...

Damn near killed him!...

Guaranteed winning platform for the next elected AG in DC: Fight to ease sentencing laws because our childrens just need a second chance. No more dog parks, chicken coups and other silly white peop...