Shatner's Toupee Wrangler

I retort in that 'Merika won't vote for a fatty, or even a former one (see Huckabee, Mike)....

Let them eat cupcake. ...

A giant public men's room on the Mall? Larry Craig would move back to DC in a heartbeat for the awesome crusing action....

I've seen more broken than unbroken fareboxes on the 70 lines lately. This feels like a carry-over from the days when you could have a rumpled, long-expired transfer slip and one would just hold a f...

I'm a little verklempt right now. Could somebody sing "I Will Always Love You."...

Even money says this cab will be plying the streets of D.C. tonight with that bumper held together with gum and some wire coat hangers--and will go unnoticed in comparison to the average taxi in this ...

It's nice to see Gallery Place keepin' it real. I don't want the intersection of H and 7th to be all Disney-fied just yet....

The Twins and Tigers have both had worst-to-first teams within the past decade, so why not remain hopeful with the Nats? They are doing everything right when it comes to scouting, drafting and their ...

I was surrounded by Phillies phans way up in section 410. One guy even denied that Philadelphia fans in general have a reputation for being rather 'mook-ish'--that is being prone to alcohol abuse bef...

True dat. ...

Did they find a flowing river of angry, pink ecto-plasm under R St.?...

If you have ever had the opportunity to hang around with with Amtrak 'foamers' (train nerds), the Veep's lack of stylishness or put-together-ness makes complete sense. Let's be glad the guy is pushin...

To paraphrase much of the sentiment from the Post article's comments: 'Dang Korean lady from NYC coming up in here and telling me how to teach n' stuff.'...

I would not have voted for Scott Brown, but I do like him for his proletariat tastes. The dude likely does not have the cliched piece of Senatorial action on the side, a la the Washitonianenne. Howe...

I hope the presidents get some good dry cleaning before opening day. Do we really want to be the team with the dingy mascot(s)? Remember GMU's 'Oscar The Grouch in a tricorn hat'-looking mascot on ...