My wrap up of the first convention day: Look at me I'm great, lie, lie, lie, glorious history of the party, lie, lie, yaaawwwwnnnn, lie, lie, lie, change, lie, lie, yaawwnn. Bet I could use this tomo...

Holy crap, Monkey. May I ask the circumstances surrounding your "stumbling across" the vulva puppet?...

StubHub account = BAN. Same for the LiveNation if they ever try to shovel out a pile similar to what Vanessa offered....

Ted Leonsis and George McPhee have become DC hockey heroes in their relatively short time here. Well done, Caps front office! I think I will reward this high degree of commitment by purchasing Caps ti...

[snippy] A 12-year-old boy playing with fireworks in his bedroom set his house on fire in Anne Arundel County, causing $100,000 in damages. [end snippy] Y'all just pokin' the bear with a sharp stick,...

Anybody have a review of Dickie's Custard on I St. between Conn. and 18th (Farragut West)?...

Bring back barrel jumping! Wide World of Sports hasn't been the same since they stopped highlighting this majestic athletic contest....

I know this is going to get at least one 'yes' vote. Construct connecting rope bridges above every intersection, manned by trained monkeys with laser guns who will take aim at driving, walking, AND cy...

And if the cops aren't ticketing drivers, why should cyclists be singled out for a ticket-writing campaign? MPD needs to enforce the laws for EVERYONE. Chaos breeds chaos, and then you eventually get ...

A hearty "well done" to DC for sticking to its guns on this one. Fenty and the council floated a very generous package for developing that site, and like most greedy asshole developers (I know, redund...

[snippy] Actually, the weapons in are [sic] arsenal are shame, fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and nice red uniforms. [end snippy] ...And a nice sharp sc...

@headhot Step 1: Look in mirror Step 2: Tell the asshole aggressive driver you see to dial it back it a notch and yield to pedestrians LIKE THE FUCKING LAW SAYS. Step 3: Quitcher whining. Sorry we’r...

I think the owner of this scooter is a twenty-something woman who works at the Starbucks at Conn. & N St. The scooter is usually parked on 18th St., kind of behind the shop, and the owner in question ...

[snippy] "Anyway, did you know that urine is sterile? That's right. You can drink it." Urine is sterile until it leaves the body! [end snippy] Or unless said tinkler has an infection. "It really hu...

Hate to feed the trolls, but Roberts and Carn are obviously DCPS almost-graduates. Now go get me my fries, you two slack-jawed mouth breathers, and make sure you shave that panda goddammit! And if yo...

@ Monkey--I won't lay this directly at the feet of jt, but around here that answer usually rhymes with "trust fund."...

But why SHOULDN’T students be able to lobby the City Council for a piece of the pie. After all they’re simply copying behavior they’ve seen on TV. Like when that family of whores made a big stink abou...

Jesus F***ing Christ, what intersection isn't an impending pedestrian death trap around here? A few of my faves: K St. and 25th in West End, where the suburban assholes who, as they thankfully get the...

Sorry to point this out, Cranky, but I can't help myself. The Klingle decedents probably don't have much use for the land, being that they're dead and all. The Klingle descendants, on the other hand, ...

Please, please, please open up the comments on the Ira Glass ad. C'mon, just for yuks? Pretty please??...