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• Commented on Goodbye Fixie, Hello Tweed!
  Douchenozzles. Like people don't hate cyclists enough already....
• Commented on National Zoo Loses Two Rare Oryx
  Liz, I LOVE the National Zoo, and I love me some animals, too. Nevertheless, this group has had a pretty bad decade in terms of incompetence, neglect, and/or poor management, and whatever remedial actions they're taking don't seem to be...
• Commented on It's Fight Night at the Wilson Building!
  They're all criminals, and incompetent criminals at that. The mayor, his AG, and the city council should all be shaved down, sprayed with alcohol, and painted black and white in a panda motif....
• Commented on Metro to Begin Testing New Crash-Avoidance Software on Monday
  I thought the Mormons just donned their magic underwear and flew to Utah, guided by Jonathan Livingston Seagull....
• Commented on What's Your Sign?
  My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in....