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dodgecitydave

  • Name: Dave
  • Location: Dodge City
  • Job: Sure, why not?

This. And you can be damn sure that I'll mention the TSA agent's "strong, soft hands" the way his uniform fits real nice around his ass, and that if he's as good with his mouth as he is with the pat-d...

On November 16, 2010 2:27 PM in Pancake Alert: IHOP Opens Its Doors In Columbia Heights, they said:

Stabbiness will come first. The machete crowd is much more amenable to gentrification, and brown flip-flops, than is the gun crowd. And the suppositories are sooo much better in NYC....

On November 9, 2010 5:31 PM in Travel+Leisure Readers Find Us Unattractive, they said:

[More research is needed.] I'll go ahead and volunteer for the hazardous job of polling 18-45 y.o. female residents of South Beach. And, yes, "Valor" is my middle name....

On November 8, 2010 5:14 PM in Metro Reaches Out To Customers On Series 7000 Car Design, they said:

How 'bout we work on the basics: 1.) AC goes on in the SUMMER; heater goes on in the WINTER 2.) Quit running over track workers 3.) Quit crashing 'em into each other 4.) You're welcome...

On November 3, 2010 5:06 PM in The D.C. GOP's Minority Scare, they said:

Umm, that wasn't a girl on the Senator from Oklahoma's arm the other night at La Tomate. May have looked like a girl--and a big, healthy girl at that--but it wasn't a girl....

On November 2, 2010 4:06 PM in Democracy Can Be Hard Sometimes, they said:

DCBOEE can thank DCPS for that one....

On October 26, 2010 1:46 PM in Photo of the Day: October 26, 2010, they said:

Well, she did turn me into a newt....

On October 21, 2010 5:01 PM in If You Hear Loud Farting Noises Tomorrow, It's (Probably) PETA, they said:

Actually, I think our intrepid reporter was looking for the word "emanating."...

On October 6, 2010 5:21 PM in This Just In: More Lion Cub Photos!, they said:

I'm in! I'd do anything to get to pet those cute cubs. But what do you mean by "decoys"? I don't really see how perching on the enclosure railing and acting like a duck is going to help the mission....

"Silky negligee," "sheath of green," "peak power," "blocked drains".... Looks like it's been awhile since our helpful reporter has seen any "companionship." Good luck to you, Aaron! I'll send you my s...

On September 23, 2010 1:21 PM in Gather Round, Kids, It's Barryism Time, they said:

i. the way Rep. Mark Foley managed his staff....

On September 22, 2010 3:33 PM in Gray Reportedly "Open" To Rehiring Fired DCPS Teachers, they said:

Apparently, the devolution WILL be broadcast. And the majority of DC residents are all for it....

On September 22, 2010 2:13 PM in D.C. Central Kitchen Vans Vandalized, they said:

Rush wouldn't have wasted spray paint on vandalizin'. He'd be huffin' it!...

On September 21, 2010 4:13 PM in D.C. Henge Is Tomorrow, they said:

Set the controls for the heart of the Sun....

On September 16, 2010 4:54 PM in With Recent Remarks, Rhee Just Keeps Digging A Bigger Hole, they said:

I used to live in the same building as Ms. Bullock. Obviously not a great administrator, but that woman sure could accessorize!...

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