dodgecitydave

This. And you can be damn sure that I'll mention the TSA agent's "strong, soft hands" the way his uniform fits real nice around his ass, and that if he's as good with his mouth as he is with the pat-d...

Stabbiness will come first. The machete crowd is much more amenable to gentrification, and brown flip-flops, than is the gun crowd. And the suppositories are sooo much better in NYC....

[More research is needed.] I'll go ahead and volunteer for the hazardous job of polling 18-45 y.o. female residents of South Beach. And, yes, "Valor" is my middle name....

How 'bout we work on the basics: 1.) AC goes on in the SUMMER; heater goes on in the WINTER 2.) Quit running over track workers 3.) Quit crashing 'em into each other 4.) You're welcome...

Umm, that wasn't a girl on the Senator from Oklahoma's arm the other night at La Tomate. May have looked like a girl--and a big, healthy girl at that--but it wasn't a girl....

DCBOEE can thank DCPS for that one....

Well, she did turn me into a newt....

Actually, I think our intrepid reporter was looking for the word "emanating."...

I'm in! I'd do anything to get to pet those cute cubs. But what do you mean by "decoys"? I don't really see how perching on the enclosure railing and acting like a duck is going to help the mission....

"Silky negligee," "sheath of green," "peak power," "blocked drains".... Looks like it's been awhile since our helpful reporter has seen any "companionship." Good luck to you, Aaron! I'll send you my s...

i. the way Rep. Mark Foley managed his staff....

Apparently, the devolution WILL be broadcast. And the majority of DC residents are all for it....

Rush wouldn't have wasted spray paint on vandalizin'. He'd be huffin' it!...

Set the controls for the heart of the Sun....

I used to live in the same building as Ms. Bullock. Obviously not a great administrator, but that woman sure could accessorize!...