Guesty McSpanky

Clearly, I am. :)...

That's actually on WaPo. Metropolitan Police have described the suspect as appearing to be Hispanic: http://newsroom.dc.gov/show.aspx/agency/mpdc/section/2/release/20816/year/2010 Sorry if that sou...

Is he white/black/latino/ambiguous? Is there an approximate age? If they are truly looking for this guy they should probably be a little more descriptive than guy with black hair and hoodie....

So at what point do yuppies have a breakdown caused by a wrench in the gears of their premium consumerist society, regress to a primordial state, crawl in the muck and shop at a normal grocery store?...

Oh, but I've never heard of Dothan....

I have uncles, aunts and first cousins in just about every state. Mom was a Catholic. They're like rabbits....

Yeah, an uncle had a administrative gov gig in Huntsville for a couple of years. Clearly, Pit Pat's uncle had a clearer picture of southern sentiment than my uncle and went straight for the "Baltimor...

So the neighbors know you're coming home for the holidays, huh? It's always nice when people are thinking of you....

When I was a kid once visiting relatives in Alabama they'd introduce us to friends as being from Washington (not... Columbia, whatever), which would cause half hour long pre-Tea Party screeds. Toward...

And there D.C. goes again pretending to be in the same league as New York. Tunnel trash lying is sooooooo much better in New York. Herdonites lying about being Washingtonians is more similar to peop...

I'm using my imagination and masturbating to the thought of you all downloading images and full body scans of each other....

I'm not going anywhere, but I'm still going to the airport for the junk grabbing....

Well thank goodness no police department in the country is enforcing their state or district laws against texting and driving. I've recently seen an ad for a Mercedes assuring me they've designed a c...

Also, they probably wouldn't be wedged half-way into the bus loading zones of Graham, other council members as well as ANC members weren't exempt from parking restrictions in the bus loading zones....

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