heyitsgarrett
- Name: Garrett
- Location: Washington DC
- Job: Designer
Recent Comments
Seriously. This is a tragic accident, not a military conspiracy. And to be fair, we call in the military for times when local police forces don't suffice. It's why we have the National Guard. Would ...
Agreed, gotta be a better way of saying that....
Holy grasping at straws, Batman!...
How long until we hear about a planned photo op flyover of the Shanksville memorial?...
Eh, to each his own. If he doesn't like D.C., that's his prerogative. Whining about it isn't going to help either that image or the general blog. Truth is, DC does kind of suck. A lot of us are worki...
Also relevant to the above comments....
Man, I KNEW that barista snuck acid into my afternoon latte....
I don't know what it says about me - especially as I probably won't be around when it's completed - but I'm just as excited for the introduction of the Purple Line as I was about the new "White Ranger...
Totally. Or at least wait till after the new year. Around a CVS or some other ungodly place. ...
It's common knowledge that crime in DC can be ridiculous, but wow. Beating a 70 year old man outside of his church? On Christmas Eve? That's got to be some kind of new low....
In related news, the office of outgoing President George W. Bush is frantically working to enact the "No Porta-John Left Behind Act", allowing federal funds to be allocated for acquiring portable toil...
I may be wrong here, but I think it's that Graure "faces up to 30 years in prison for each of the seven convictions." Is that seven 30-year sentences? I was thinking 30 years was too lenient. [Inse...
"Calvo has said sheriff's deputies entered without knocking and began shooting immediately, killing 7-year old Payton first and then shooting 4-year old Chase as he ran to another room." Jesus christ...
It seems that Novak'd and Junkpunched are soon to become the newest in a long line of DC catchphrases. On that note, one can only hope to be the first to make national attention after receiving the e...
@CJ, it's true.. Ten year old kid to his mom: "Mom, can I get some ice cream?" Mom to kid: [JUNKPUNCH]...
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