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• Commented on Maryland Crackpot Profiled in Washington Times
  "How could anyone with such a patriotic bandana be guilty of a crime? It's confusing to us, too." Loved this soooo much....
• Commented on Child Shot And Killed Near Columbia Road Apartment
  Add me to the count of folks really saddened by this. It's terrible when anyone is killed, but a child being killed is just such a sock in the gut....
• Commented on Google Providing Free WiFi at BWI for the Holidays
  You know who says stuff like that? Osama Bin "I'll be ok in the cave without WiFi" Laden, that's who. It's WiFi that gives us our freedom, FREEDOM! Also, porn....
• Commented on Overheard in D.C.: A Strange World
  Dewwd, teh Tom Tom is off da hooooook....
• Commented on Morning Roundup: Off-Year Over Edition
  You better believe they'd still need that helicopter, 'cause those Cheetos ain't gonna walk themselves over....