DCist: User Profile: jakers

On November 23, 2010 10:37 AM in First D.C. Walmart Rendering Surfaces, they said:

See, a nice facade, was that so hard dear new big box overlords? ...

On November 18, 2010 2:22 PM in Rock and Roll Hotel Email Typo Calls DC9 Incident "A Traffic Death", they said:

If editorial judgement has devolved to this, you probably should start offering us monthly happy hours with an open bar and free whale cake to compensate. ...

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On November 18, 2010 2:20 PM in Rock and Roll Hotel Email Typo Calls DC9 Incident "A Traffic Death", they said:

Sometimes I wonder if Jim Graham actually views what he does as dada-inspired performance art and not public service. ...

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On November 5, 2010 6:19 PM in Report: Brady Out, Wemple Promoted At TBD, they said:

SOMMMMMMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ...

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On November 5, 2010 6:03 PM in Overheard in D.C.: Rally Crowds, they said:

DCist kind of ends up looking like the daft one here. As other commenters already pointed out, it's a well known Princess Bride quote (how do you reference LARP and yet not know a Princess Bride quote...

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On November 5, 2010 1:07 PM in D.C. Teacher Arrested After Punching Student In Mouth, they said:

Ugh. The first rule of Student/Teacher fight club......

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On October 24, 2010 1:35 PM in Farmers Market Roundup: Time to Buy Turkey, they said:

Oh my god, let me get this public service notice out there: vegan thanksgivings suck. Suuuuuuuck. Tofoturkey is the kind of culinary torture that belongs on jackass. Please, have enough resect for you...

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On October 24, 2010 1:31 PM in News Flash: Get Your Estadio Brunch, they said:

Don't be a jerk. They obviously meant that the hens were meth junkies. ...

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On October 8, 2010 1:31 PM in Locations of Six Remaining Gray Town Halls To Be Changed, they said:

I thought the map illustrated where Gray would be dumping Rhee. ...

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On September 28, 2010 1:45 PM in Flipped Vehicle, Possible Shooting on U Street NW, they said:

With all the gunfire and police, I just assumed it was a pet adoption fair. ...

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On September 27, 2010 8:17 AM in Mysterious Lights Spotted Over Northwest DC, they said:

Has anyone confirmed that they didn't abduct Molly?...

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On September 24, 2010 8:10 AM in Stan Kasten To Step Down As Nationals President, they said:

Unless he's racing around the field at the start of games, I fail to see how he's a Nationals president....

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On September 24, 2010 8:08 AM in Go Home Already: Standing Tall, they said:

I'm no fan of Gray, but Rhee's actions have time and time again indicated to me that she's more interested in her image, career, and politics than she is the actual quality of education in the Distric...

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On September 21, 2010 11:24 AM in Rhee Attempts to Walkback "Devastating" Remark, they said:

Yep. It's been disturbing to see how much celebrity status has been given to someone so clearly inept....

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On September 17, 2010 3:01 PM in Baby Lions Make Friday All Better, they said:

They're lions, so I'm pretty sure the thing to do is eat them before they eat us. ...

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