jen209
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You know how at theme parks you can pay more for a cut-the-line ticket and other VIP perks? What if the baseline remained free, but you could buy a VIP ticket? If someone creative set this up, I bet a...
If you're really serious (as Bethesdaist and I are), send me an email. I just added my email to my Gothamist profile....
If this were a whale cupcake contest, I would say they created it just for me. But lions and gingerbread...is still very doable. I am 100% serious when I say we should have a DCist team. Who's in?...
Am I really the only one to remark on the fact that the GW kid heard something in SQUASH class?!...
Note to lion cubs: I have a whole room full of rubber balls at my house. Why don't you come over? Note to Bethesdaist: must by rubber balls before our kidnapping attempt. Note to everyone else: I re...
So, can we see them yet at the zoo? If so, I call for a DCist commentariate meet up. ...and by meet up, I mean help Bethesdaist and I kidnap lion cubs....
Assuming they haven't just been paraded out for their cute factor - assuming their teachers talked to them about the issue and their enthusiasm was genuine, I think this is a great thing to do! Not a...
If I were in a position to buy, I would definitely be looking at SW Waterfront. *sigh*...
I'm sorry...since when is applesauce a condiment? What does one put applesauce on?...
The sight of them playing in the straw traumatizes me. I still think Bethesdaist and I would be better caretakers. ...
The Circle of Life is a bitch sometimes....
Great - now we just need to figure out how to stunt their growth so they will stay cute forever, and not attack us when they want a snack. I think lots of cuddling will be a good start....
In fact, I call shenanigans on the zoo for allowing deadly straw into their cages, and think that the babies will be safer living with me in my apartment. I'll just take them off your hands now, thank...
Aack! STEP AWAY FROM THE STRAW baby lions! ...
Yeah - I mean, some of us DO make some pretty awesome whale cupcakes, but it would be nice to taste an official DCist Whale Cake....

