Brew Swillis
- Location: ATF Assault
- Job: Pee and Blood are my game. No, seriously.
- Tell us about yourself: Like die hard...only fatter and drunker.
Recent Actions
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Commented on Morning Roundup: Rising Bitterness Edition
and police brought in helicopters, extra patrols and even bloodhounds to try and find him. Should've just brought in Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimley....
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Commented on The Weekly Feed: Kettle-Cooked Edition
So basically a caterpillar drive for chips. I will defect to whatever country develops it first....
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Commented on Sonia Sotomayor Parties at the Irish Channel
Dan's Cafe: I'll even buy her a squirt bottle of SoCo and lime if she'll get supremely naughty....
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Commented on Tastee Diner Disputes Discrimination Allegations With Video
no, it means the lesbians have won. And if they're hot every man has claimed a small victory...wait for it...wait....in his pants!...
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Commented on Tastee Diner Disputes Discrimination Allegations With Video
Much like your comment, it does very little help after the fact....

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