Dr. Trapezoid

Now you tell me!...

Huevos is slang for testicles, so the careful restaurateur always specifies if the eggs are from the male or the female....

I see this move as further evidence for a 2012 presidential run by Christie...

You know something? When you squint, Missy Smith looks a bit like an aborted fetus, and the aborted fetuses look a bit like Missy Smith. I get what you're trying to do with the branding, Missy; I do...

A fitting Old Testament punishment for an arsonist that blocked exits with furniture would of course be to block his or her "exits." ...

I am not implying that the special education system can be fixed with small curriculum changes or any minor patch, and I don't see how you thought my first post suggested that. To the contrary, a good...

@ one-star. While I suspect you're merely projecting, here are a couple of things you should know about special education law and the obligations of DCPS. First, the responsibility to provide a free a...

Am I the only person who doesn't care that counting took a few hours longer than expected? Jesus, people what's the big deal?...

Novice veal farmer: "You sure this is ok? Something about it seems wrong." The Law: "No it's totally cool don't worry about it."...

Miami drivers are the worst in the country. That's it. Driving here is like something analogously better by a great margin....

Shave the badger. (Is that what we're doing? Starting off with silly phrases, I mean.) A lot of help you were. Why didn't you save the day? ...

Gangs and crews--huge diff! Gangs are like McDonalds--mass-produced products that will readily give you diabetes if you eat them. Crews are local, artisinally produced criminals and malcontents. Mo...

I'm a sparing commenter--it's true--but I read every day and have become familiar with the personalities here. You have distinguished yourself, in my mind anyway, as being a cautious person. I have ...

I was reading this on my Blackberry a little while ago when I came to your comment--"...pickpocketers..." I said to myself, before I scrolled down further and saw your name, "I will be damned if this...

Fine form, friend....