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On December 1, 2009 12:57 PM in Same-Sex Marriage Passes D.C. Council, 11-2, they said:

Gay....

On December 1, 2009 9:30 AM in December Metro Track Work a Mixed Bag, they said:

Yeah? And how would they then maintain it? Also, the silver line is going to cost something like $3 billion. Metro maintenance is, what, 1% of that? 2%? If we're incredibly lucky?...

On December 1, 2009 9:27 AM in Last Night's Action: Oy Vey, Ovi, they said:

Oh, so NOW he's gone too far. Years of thuggery was okay, so long as he scored goals, but now that he's crippled someone else and possibly himself, suddenly you're taking notice of his consistent dir...

On October 14, 2009 10:40 AM in Metrobus Drivers Playing it Safe ... and Slow, they said:

"They can't go one mph faster than the speed limit, than can't pass each other at bus stops, and they have to make sure all elderly or disabled passengers are seated before moving the bus." Am I the ...

On September 28, 2009 2:29 PM in D.C. Dedicates the New Columbia Heights Plaza , they said:

As of 8:00 last night, this thing was already partially clogged up with discarded chicken bones and . 44 Magnum cartridges....

On August 3, 2009 9:46 AM in Morning Roundup: Endless Simmer Edition , they said:

You know what? Fuck you, Sommer Mathis. I work in the IT department a local university, and we are running around right now to get everything ready before the students come back. So much wiring has...

On July 31, 2009 2:28 PM in Morning Roundup: Signed, Sealed, Delivered Edition, they said:

Monkey, Netflix offers streams at 720p, which is significantly higher than DVD. I strongly suggest you just get a new TV, by which I mean "stop making your poor children act out 'Do The Right Thing' ...

On July 31, 2009 10:31 AM in Morning Roundup: Signed, Sealed, Delivered Edition, they said:

Who the hell gets Netflix through the mail anymore? Stream that shit over your Xbox!...

On July 20, 2009 2:14 PM in Real World Makes First Foray Into D.C. Sports Scene, they said:

WHO CARES WHO CARES WHO CARES WHO CARES WHO CARES WHO FUCK CARES...

On July 16, 2009 9:57 AM in Morning Roundup: Shooting From the Hip Edition, they said:

I'll show respect for metrobus operators as soon as they stop blocking bike lanes and intentionally trying to run me off the road....

On July 14, 2009 2:42 PM in About Tonight, they said:

Fuck the French....

On July 14, 2009 10:27 AM in Arlington Ranked #2 for Best Cities for Rich Singles, they said:

The problem with Herndon is, you can't pick someone up from across six lanes of traffic. I guess there's always the Bennigan's......

On July 14, 2009 10:16 AM in Morning Roundup: Holy Holes Edition , they said:

Hey DCist - can you stop running the ad of a woman in her underwear while I'm at work? Otherwise, I can just apply ad-blocking software to your site, if you'd prefer....

On June 23, 2009 9:36 AM in Obama Statement on Deadly Metro Crash, they said:

seriously! and while he's at it, maybe he can demand action on that damned car alarm going off outside my house. WHY DOES HE NOT SUPPORT DEMOCRACY AND PEACE AND QUIET!...

On May 28, 2009 11:45 AM in Morning Roundup: Vending Edition, they said:

Here's a good little titbit on the scumfuck behind the ballot initiative: High Impact begins by pushing Jackson and Barna's own "research," purportedly based on 100,000 personal interviews conducted ...

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