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• Commented on Photo of the Day: February 9, 2010
  Reminds me that I need to watch "12 Monkeys."...
• Commented on Limited Metrorail Service Tuesday Will Include Some, But Not All, Above Ground Stations
  Yeah, good luck buying a Metro system that can weather a one-in-a-hundred-year storm for less that $145 billion. They can just barely afford to keep it from murdering its passengers and raping a convent full of nuns. There's only so...
• Commented on And Now, 10-20 Inches
  Well, yeah. We already knew that. But on top of that, I heard it's gonna snow, too....
• Commented on Federal Govt. Closed Tuesday
  I am Jack's total lack of suprise....
• Commented on Updated Forecast: In Excess of 8" of Snow, Plus Wind
  While your advanced skills at Kegel exercises may help you and "Pete" have a rich and fulfilling relationship, some of us just aren't as limber as we used to be....