I'm loving how the Jezebel crowd is going apeshit over the fact that Palin deliberately decided to give birth to a Down's Syndrome baby rather than tear it apart with her bare hands and eat it. ...

Moose has a nice venison-ey vibe. Very lean, and benefits from some aging. It's the difference between some shrinkwrapped steak and a nice piece of aged beef....

All you haters are going to be sorry when Mccain nominates Heidi and Spencer to the Supreme Court. I mean really sorry. ...

I'm there, miss bee! Do I have to bring my own chicken bones and feces or can we do takeout? ...

Dear Penthouse Forum, You won't believe this, but I was cleaning the Governor of Alaska's pool when she asked me inside for a glass of lemonade... ...

Fox News is soiling themselves in ecstasy over Palin. You can practically smell the Astroglide....

Spiment - Have you considered a career in midget porn? Metro has its own built-in distribution channel....

Wrong. That's the classic "take my bishop and I'll let loose a buttripper that will burn your face off" pose. Carl Hamppe used it against Philip Meitner in the famous "Immortal Poot" game of 1872. ...

I can vouch for that kid statement. Kids are like pancakes. You gotta beat them until they rise. Then, you beat them some more. Only then do they become light and fluffy. It's more about technique th...

she's much hotter than Joe Biden though. Clearly, you've never seen "Vinegar Joe" in booty shorts....

Actually, the correct term is VPILF. Hottest VPILF since Aaron Burr got his ass shot....

I still don't see how you've made the connection between the reviewer and the four drunk women at Hook. On any given night, you will find people ordering champagne for birthdays damn near everywhere d...

I don't want to live in a country where I can't have a Black President and midget porn. ...

Sarah Palin is Mccain's veep? Rowr! She'd the hottest cougar to live in the White House since Mamie Eisenhower! ...

Oh, can we have the Washington Post do a story about how people who live in the middle of f***ing nowhere and drive ginormous cars to haul their fat asses to work are having a hard time coping with $4...

While it lacks the bouquet and aroma of marmot sperm, ferret goo certainly beats the overall skunkiness and conifer finish of vole sperm. Although, I'd be inclined not to serve it cold. Like sake or ...

@boondoggle If he thinks he's going to stick his cave troll in her Mines of Moria, he's in for a surprise. It's packed to the rim with goblins....

I wonder how the PG County churchies will reconcile the evils of slot machines with their need to plug that billion-dollar defecit hole? More importantly, how much will the Bloods and the Crips skim o...

That picture reminds me of The Red Balloon. Except, y'know, with an umbrella instead of a balloon. So sad when those nasty little frog s**ts killed the red balloon. But nobody cries when you kill an u...

And C.P. is witty, humorous but never afraid to speak the harsh truth or make fun of themselves. So it's okay for City Paper staff to admit they wouldn't know litotes if it stood on a table and peed ...