monkeyrotica

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• Commented on Photo of the Day: November 25, 2009
  Man. Hyperspace always looks so freaky....
• Commented on Listen to DCist on WAMU at Noon
  Hey, you want to get on the museum administrator's good side. Have you ever wanted to have "relations" with one of those mannekins? How about the cafeteria's fro-yo machine? How much would you pay for a "foot job" from the...
• Commented on Morning Roundup: Goodbye, Abe Edition
  My "differently enabled" helper monkey Diderot agrees. And between his prehensile penis and Kung-Fu Grip®, you would be wise to respect his opinion. That is, if you value your face....
• Commented on Morning Roundup: Goodbye, Abe Edition
  Hangin in a chow line! Good Times! Babe, we lucky we got 'em....
• Commented on Listen to DCist on WAMU at Noon
  F*kn A, man! Every DC native knows that Thanksgiving and Xmas are the best times to go slumming downtown. All the transplants, Hill interns, and d-bag World Bankers have headed back to Barstow, Oxnard, and Eisengard and you can actually...