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On August 29, 2008 8:50 PM in McCain Picks Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, they said:

I'm loving how the Jezebel crowd is going apeshit over the fact that Palin deliberately decided to give birth to a Down's Syndrome baby rather than tear it apart with her bare hands and eat it. ...

On August 29, 2008 7:30 PM in The Weekly Feed: Equal Time Edition, they said:

Moose has a nice venison-ey vibe. Very lean, and benefits from some aging. It's the difference between some shrinkwrapped steak and a nice piece of aged beef....

On August 29, 2008 1:51 PM in McCain Picks Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, they said:

All you haters are going to be sorry when Mccain nominates Heidi and Spencer to the Supreme Court. I mean really sorry. ...

On August 29, 2008 1:48 PM in Bay Bridge Already a Nightmare, they said:

I'm there, miss bee! Do I have to bring my own chicken bones and feces or can we do takeout? ...

On August 29, 2008 1:37 PM in McCain Picks Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, they said:

Dear Penthouse Forum, You won't believe this, but I was cleaning the Governor of Alaska's pool when she asked me inside for a glass of lemonade... ...

On August 29, 2008 1:25 PM in McCain Picks Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, they said:

Fox News is soiling themselves in ecstasy over Palin. You can practically smell the Astroglide....

On August 29, 2008 1:15 PM in Metro's New Handles In Action, they said:

Spiment - Have you considered a career in midget porn? Metro has its own built-in distribution channel....

On August 29, 2008 12:54 PM in Photo of the Day: August 29, 2008, they said:

Wrong. That's the classic "take my bishop and I'll let loose a buttripper that will burn your face off" pose. Carl Hamppe used it against Philip Meitner in the famous "Immortal Poot" game of 1872. ...

On August 29, 2008 12:23 PM in Overheard in D.C.: Democratic Conventional, they said:

I can vouch for that kid statement. Kids are like pancakes. You gotta beat them until they rise. Then, you beat them some more. Only then do they become light and fluffy. It's more about technique th...

On August 29, 2008 12:14 PM in McCain Picks Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, they said:

she's much hotter than Joe Biden though. Clearly, you've never seen "Vinegar Joe" in booty shorts....

On August 29, 2008 11:53 AM in McCain Picks Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, they said:

Actually, the correct term is VPILF. Hottest VPILF since Aaron Burr got his ass shot....

On August 29, 2008 11:52 AM in Restaurant Revisit: Hook, they said:

I still don't see how you've made the connection between the reviewer and the four drunk women at Hook. On any given night, you will find people ordering champagne for birthdays damn near everywhere d...

On August 29, 2008 11:46 AM in Overheard in D.C.: Democratic Conventional, they said:

I don't want to live in a country where I can't have a Black President and midget porn. ...

On August 29, 2008 11:20 AM in Tune in to Hear DCist on WTOP, they said:

Sarah Palin is Mccain's veep? Rowr! She'd the hottest cougar to live in the White House since Mamie Eisenhower! ...

On August 29, 2008 11:13 AM in Morning Roundup: The Night Off From Speeches Edition, they said:

Oh, can we have the Washington Post do a story about how people who live in the middle of f***ing nowhere and drive ginormous cars to haul their fat asses to work are having a hard time coping with $4...

On August 29, 2008 10:31 AM in Morning Roundup: The Night Off From Speeches Edition, they said:

While it lacks the bouquet and aroma of marmot sperm, ferret goo certainly beats the overall skunkiness and conifer finish of vole sperm. Although, I'd be inclined not to serve it cold. Like sake or ...

On August 29, 2008 9:31 AM in Photo of the Day: August 28, 2008, they said:

@boondoggle If he thinks he's going to stick his cave troll in her Mines of Moria, he's in for a surprise. It's packed to the rim with goblins....

On August 29, 2008 9:16 AM in Morning Roundup: The Night Off From Speeches Edition, they said:

I wonder how the PG County churchies will reconcile the evils of slot machines with their need to plug that billion-dollar defecit hole? More importantly, how much will the Bloods and the Crips skim o...

On August 29, 2008 8:44 AM in Morning Roundup: The Night Off From Speeches Edition, they said:

That picture reminds me of The Red Balloon. Except, y'know, with an umbrella instead of a balloon. So sad when those nasty little frog s**ts killed the red balloon. But nobody cries when you kill an u...

On August 29, 2008 7:49 AM in More Staff Cuts at the Washington City Paper, they said:

And C.P. is witty, humorous but never afraid to speak the harsh truth or make fun of themselves. So it's okay for City Paper staff to admit they wouldn't know litotes if it stood on a table and peed ...

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