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• Commented on Overheard in D.C.: A Strange World
  WTF? Hold the phone, Mabel. I thought DCist represents everything that's wrong with DC? Anyway, I know at least half a dozen 'mos who wouldn't mind being the rich, creamy filling in a Ezra/Austermuhl sammitch. That's one spicy Fluffernutter!...
• Commented on Another Guilty Plea in OCTO Case
  And you just know what he's thinking in that picture. He's thinking, "When will these $4,500 officers IN MY PANTS let me come? They've been at it for half an hour!"...
• Commented on Another Guilty Plea in OCTO Case
  Not to mention the $4,500 officers found in his pants. Alright. (a) You already mentioned it and, (b) what were the officers doing IN HIS PANTS?...
• Commented on The Weekly Feed: Running from Pigs Edition
  I can personally vouch for the innoculative effects of kimchee. By elevating the body's levels of Korean pickled cabbagicity to at least 100k Scoville units, you create an environment that no sane virus would want to exist in. Hell, you're...
• Commented on D.C. Cutting Back its H1N1 Vaccine Clinics
  It looks like someone's been violating the First and Second Rules of Swine Club....