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On September 3, 2009 1:52 PM in Unlucky United Can't Defend Open Cup, Lose 2-1, they said:

Unlucky Fans Can't Get $2 Hot Dogs, Lose 60 Minutes of Their Lives...

On August 13, 2009 9:04 AM in Last Night's Action: Tomahawked, they said:

Erm, don't you mean Ronnie Belliard? Maybe you're thinking about this guy? The man with the Tomahawk buzzcut and career two home runs? And I got to say, "Ho, ho, ho". The Braves know all about Jorge...

On June 29, 2009 10:07 AM in Morning Roundup: Gone to Pot Edition , they said:

I did my normal commute (Metro Center to Medical Center) a little earlier than normal (got to the station about 7:20 rather than 8:10) and had no problems at all. I'm going to show up to work and lea...

On May 11, 2009 10:17 AM in Morning Roundup: Cops and Robbers Edition, they said:

Police and thieves in the streets... (Oh yeah!) Scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition Police and thieves in the street... (Oh yeah!) Fighting the nation with their guns and ammunition...

On April 17, 2009 2:44 PM in DCist Crashes the The Young and the Guest List Party, they said:

Wait, when did Angela Valdez start "contributing" to DCist? Did I miss something or was I just too bored to notice?...

On March 16, 2009 2:22 PM in New Coffee Shop Headed to 14th Street, they said:

Café Cozy Corner? It's more like a stripped down deli with no WiFi on the occasions I've been there. The plus is it's never crowded except when some sucker tourist / convention group wanders over. ...

On March 16, 2009 2:14 PM in New Coffee Shop Headed to 14th Street, they said:

Café Cozy Corner? It's more like a stripped down deli with no WiFi on the occasions I've been there. The plus is it's never crowded except when some sucker tourist / convention group wanders over. ...

On March 6, 2009 11:09 AM in Media Lines Up Against D.C. Council in Attempt at Basketball, they said:

Any inkling of truth to the unsubstantiated rumors of a Vance / Ryan pick 'n rolling terrific twosome appearance?...

On March 5, 2009 11:12 AM in Morning Roundup: Change We Can Believe In Edition, they said:

Mmmm ... Lazer Beans. *Drools*...

On March 3, 2009 8:51 AM in Nats Unveil New, Thinner Screech, they said:

Hey, at least Screech didn't grow up to be this guy....

On March 2, 2009 10:57 AM in Morning Roundup: Snows of March Edition, they said:

Because ... That just makes too much sense....

On March 2, 2009 9:56 AM in Morning Roundup: Snows of March Edition, they said:

Obviously it is a feeble attempt to reconcile the tongue lashing President Obama issued us a month ago. Not. Happy....

On February 25, 2009 9:57 AM in Morning Roundup: Pseudo SOTU, they said:

What Would Michael Phelps Feel? I mean, look at those ears....

On February 20, 2009 11:23 AM in Yellow Line Delay Last Night Due to Derailment, they said:

While they're at it, over at MVS / 7th Street / Convention Center / The Gates of Hell / This Place Really Needs Another Exit / Etc. / Speed Racer ... would it be so much to ask to clean up all of the ...

On February 19, 2009 4:42 PM in Power Outages Reported in Center of D.C., they said:

If I get home and my milk is spoiled then I am going to be very angry. You won't like me when I'm angry!...

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