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On November 24, 2010 12:59 PM in Morning Roundup: Reading Material Edition, they said:

Side door, after dark....

If they can posthumously pardon Jim, I they'll forgive you....

Oh no he di'nt!...

On November 19, 2010 10:24 AM in Morning Roundup: Those Damn Kids Edition, they said:

Or, just a punch....

On November 19, 2010 10:23 AM in Morning Roundup: Those Damn Kids Edition, they said:

Jolt tried to retool into the "sexy" energy drink market instead of keeping their core business in tact and expanding distribution. Let me know how that turned out....

On November 19, 2010 10:19 AM in Morning Roundup: Those Damn Kids Edition, they said:

Fast lane; too soon?...

On November 19, 2010 10:17 AM in Morning Roundup: Those Damn Kids Edition, they said:

This is still confounding to me. The 16 line serves Columbia Pike from the Pentagon out to Annandale, and a number of ART (Arlington Regional Transport) routes connect many of the holes between the 16...

On November 18, 2010 10:04 AM in Morning Roundup: Up and Down Edition, they said:

Bloomers on women, I thought they caught that guy....

On November 17, 2010 10:46 AM in Morning Roundup: New Business Edition, they said:

use the "<", that is: ampersand l t semicolon, all together...

On November 16, 2010 12:52 PM in Beatles' First U.S. Concert, Held In D.C., Now Available Via Stream, they said:

And Gardening....

On November 16, 2010 9:53 AM in Go Home Already: Higher!, they said:

Oh no! Teh gey men is oppressing me; I have fight back...phht....

On November 15, 2010 12:53 PM in Reward Offered In Investigation Into Virginia Military Shootings, they said:

I make that much a night letting Liz pimp me....

On November 15, 2010 12:48 PM in Photo Booth: 2010 Tweed Ride, they said:

Lovely, #5 is doing it for me, too. (ooh, and 12....)...

On November 15, 2010 12:45 PM in Photo Booth: 2010 Tweed Ride, they said:

Haters gonna hate; Dandies gonna dance. Nuthin' wrong with dancing....

On November 15, 2010 12:41 PM in Photo Booth: 2010 Tweed Ride, they said:

I got a monster rash last time I wore wool, when it settled down there these reverse dimples of tissue: twarts....

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