spookiness

oops meant "convenience sake" but you know what I meant....

For convenience sack, what if I just go commando in a kilt? Rather than the pat-down, if I just hike the kilt up and give them a quick full frontal, would that suffice? or would I get arrested for in...

The fattness ratings mean nothing because they're state-level and not county-level. Pretty much everyone agrees that the DC-proximate counties are anomalies in a variety of ways compared to the rest o...

che?...

mmmmmmmmm, Jim Vance....

And in NY even the ugly people are hotter than DC's ugly people....

After all these years, always looks the same as the year before, and by far the ugliest tree in town....

I used to support retrocession because that seemed like the most practical and feasible solution to the problem of voting rights? But who on earth would want to be forcibly joined with Maryland? You ...

Its pretty sad that we even have to put portable sh*thouses on the mall anyway. These kinds of events happen constantly, so there should be permanent facilities....

I just found this years halloween costume....

The only blessing animals get from me is the 1 or 2 times at the holiday table right before I'm about to eat them....

mmmmm, Jim Vance. Still sexy after all these years....

mmmm, The Champagne of diet sodas....

Yes....

Absolute worst columnist at the Post. Everything is literally black and white to him. Today's column is completed expected from him. The 2nd worst is Warren Brown, who doesn't know a thing about cars...