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  • Name: Stueben Thomas Mousenbaum III
  • Location: Nest in Cap Hill... but probably the park outside your window.
  • Job: Art Critic- speciality in statuary
  • Tell us about yourself: Liking bread crumbs
On November 3, 2010 3:46 PM in The D.C. GOP's Minority Scare, they said:

One does wonder why they don't just skip across the Potomac to more friendly territory, oh wait... that's right- they be crazy. They're probably in their basement now having a GOP strategy meeting whi...

On November 2, 2010 11:35 AM in WaPo: One of Your Commonly-Used Hashtags Is Belong To Us, they said:

Actually, I think DCist headline generators are just showing their age by referencing a really vintage "all your base..." reference. Who would have thought when that headline was typed up that a circa...

On October 29, 2010 1:52 PM in Vienna, Yellow Line Named Metro's "Most Romantic" Station, Line, they said:

"I think heaven is missing one of it's angels..." That's the line that has spread the most STD's....

On October 29, 2010 1:50 PM in Vienna, Yellow Line Named Metro's "Most Romantic" Station, Line, they said:

Interpretation I most prefer: Vienna = closest metro for Fairfax, Loudon, and Fauquier counties, which obviously have the highest percentage of craigslist creeps, McFeelies, cheaters, and stalkers. Ye...

On October 26, 2010 11:30 AM in Go Home Already: Kick Those Heels Off, they said:

Oh don't take it personally, I for one think there is nothing the world needs more than another person pointing about annoying things! I mean, have you seen the line at the DMV? What is it with meter ...

On October 20, 2010 10:48 AM in Graham Hints That Murder Charge Is Forthcoming In DC9 Death, they said:

Any sympathies with the suspects, whether justified or not, are probably best left unsaid (unless to them directly). General rule of thumb: anyone over 18yo who can't resist the urge of a group stree...

On October 20, 2010 10:33 AM in Graham Hints That Murder Charge Is Forthcoming In DC9 Death, they said:

@ modestproposal: I could not disagree more! In the future I would like to ask that you keep your comments less inflammatory, profanity laced, and with a bit less race baiting- we all know what you me...

On October 14, 2010 3:47 PM in Photo of the Day: October 14, 2010, they said:

Seriously though: Amazing picture, it is a truly theatrical shot of one of the most under-appreciated vistas in town, and the color is great (so lush, it brings to mind an ancient tropical jungle city...

On October 14, 2010 3:38 PM in Photo of the Day: October 14, 2010, they said:

Haha good one. You have the sarcasm down, now you just need more urine and illicit sex in your posts and you're ready to go!...

On October 14, 2010 3:08 PM in Never Doubt The Power of The Internet, they said:

Amended reasons for no H Street Stop: 1. Shitting Hobo 2. Hopscotch bridge of death is only way out 3. Risk of belgian beer and tater tot overdose too high 4. Bladensburg Road damaging to bus suspensi...

On October 14, 2010 2:42 PM in Never Doubt The Power of The Internet, they said:

Cannibalistic capitalist hippies from the interweb?...

On October 14, 2010 2:40 PM in Never Doubt The Power of The Internet, they said:

Because if it stopped on H NE then after the riders had a few drinks, they would have to either ride the imaginary "street car" (wink, wink), catch another damned bus, or hike the trail of tears to Un...

On October 14, 2010 2:20 PM in Never Doubt The Power of The Internet, they said:

By george it is a win for ALL THREE! The Interweb, Hipsters, and Capitalism! That has never happened before... oh wait... all the time... never mind....

On October 14, 2010 2:07 PM in DDOT Director Asks For Redesign of 14th and U Streetscape Plans, they said:

We have a consensus on tearing that shitbox down, it's a waste of 1/4th of one of the busiest intersection in town, however we all can argue over what to do with the lot: Option 1: Give it to ABDO on...

On October 7, 2010 4:08 PM in New Vacant Property Rules Now In Effect, they said:

Attention derelict owner asshole: Go the your local Staples, buy a $2.50 "For Sale" or "For Lease" sign, write a barely legible phone number on it, staple somewhere on derelict property and then eithe...

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