DCist: User Profile: teg94

On October 1, 2010 1:57 PM in Out of Frame: The Social Network, they said:

Okay so when is someong going to make the Dcist movie?!?! STARRING POOPY THE MAGIC HOBO, and MOLLY!...

On September 15, 2010 10:56 AM in Gallery Place-Chinatown and Metro Center Temporarily Closed; Bus Accident Reported in NW, they said:

Hey, he is doing something... That bike aint gonna hold itself up! oh frak, kickstand... nevermind!...

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On September 1, 2010 4:35 PM in Gunman With Explosives Holding Hostage At Discovery Headquarters in Silver Spring, they said:

Seriously?! Who uses myspace anymore?? So 2004......

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On August 27, 2010 4:14 PM in Food Truck Mania: DC Empanadas, they said:

the bacon cheeseburger one looks delicious, but should I avoid the gastrointestinal distress and just throw it directly in the toilet?...

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On August 24, 2010 4:40 PM in Marion Barry Says Fenty Has Developed A "Culture of Corruption", they said:

Barry needs to find a tailor... he's about to fire one of those poor buttons across the room! You could seriously hurt someone that way......

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On August 18, 2010 12:36 PM in Fenty-Gray: Yeah, It's Close, they said:

you shoulf be thankful you werent there when he was dipping something else in the shine machine... CLEANUP ON LANE 5!!!...

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On August 15, 2010 12:00 PM in A Little Bit More About Transformer Fires, they said:

Yes, this emergency legislation needs to be expedited immediately! Then they can get back to the tough work of banning Jumbo Slice....

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On July 7, 2010 10:48 PM in Enormous Water Main Break in Potomac, they said:

2 + 3 = CHAIR!!!...

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On July 2, 2010 7:33 PM in Getting Around On Independence Day, they said:

Correction, those are your "I'm parked illegally lights" and we all know you weren't at popeyes, you were at Crew Club with your take-a-number machine....

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On June 28, 2010 2:52 PM in Severe Thunderstorm Watch Issued for Metro Area, they said:

Where the hell is Merrifield?!? is that OUTSIDE the beltway? I have no knowledge of anything that may or may not exist outside of said beltway......

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On June 23, 2010 12:01 PM in Arts Agenda, they said:

In in a bottle marked "vodka" ...

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On June 20, 2010 3:00 PM in Sunday Wildlife Photo: June 20, 2010, they said:

I hope none of these bros are carrying any smirnoff ice... Don't Ice me Bro!...

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On June 16, 2010 9:33 AM in Salahis Are "Real People" Who Just Need Your Attention, Money, they said:

If they really want some extra attention, I can get all the junkpunchers together and we'll give the Salahis all the attention their junk can handle....

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On June 16, 2010 9:26 AM in Morning Roundup: Insurance's Assurances Edition, they said:

maybe a suppository? ...

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On June 16, 2010 9:11 AM in Morning Roundup: Insurance's Assurances Edition, they said:

well if that section of Penn Ave has recently douched, it might not be so bad. but in reality, does any maxipad ever smell fresh?...

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