timtheviking2

Ideally, the names should evoke the rich tapestry of life in the city: Bureau-cat, Broseph, Lapdance, Wamottah....

Cutest. Seinfeld. Ever....

I hear the Naval Medical Center is where they're building that gay bomb. Best to steer clear....

Pretty sure Haiti legalized gay marriage right before the earthquake. True story. See, you can make it up!...

Can we please put to rest this line of argument, which keeps popping up ever since the Gates arrest, that it's okay for cops to overstep their authority, as long as the other guy was acting like an as...

Somebody call Sweet Daddy. You really haven't been baptized until you've been baptized by a 4-foot wall of water....

I saw a flamboyant gay man riding up 17th Street on a Segway with a parrot on each shoulder. That was a few weeks ago, but I still thought it was worth sharing. ...

Look at all the free publicity for Marriott. ...

I'm tempted to try this with sweet potatoes, but I'm also afraid that if it works too well, my wife may find me on the floor in the fetal position, sucking on my fingers....

...and then the rabbi says to the colostomy fetishist, "is that your bag?"...

What's this about homeless people that poop fire? ...

Last night was, and I don't say this lightly, one of the most moving experiences of my life. I thought spontaneous mass celebrations like that only happened in other countries--when the Berlin Wall f...

Just don't drink it inside a station, or you'll be shot on sight....

*whoever* is responsible, you mean Say, printed any misleading fliers lately, Sommer?...

I hope he gets to take his shiatsu massage chair to prison, even though it doesn't belong to him. How many cartons of cigarettes is one of those worth?...