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On September 13, 2009 6:40 PM in Click Click: 9/12 Rally, they said:

Oohhhh, and I thought this was the casting call for the Biggest Loser: Honky's for Jesus. ...

On June 30, 2009 1:25 PM in Harriette Walters Sentenced to 17.5 Years in Prison , they said:

That equals about 1 year of prison time for every $2.8 million she stole. I'd consider spending a year in prison for that much. ...

On November 18, 2008 4:37 PM in About Tonight, they said:

"...where you can get books signed by a slew of famous authors like Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia..." Is his signature a poo stain on a cheap tourists replica of the Constitution?...

On August 13, 2008 12:23 PM in Man Arrested Downtown for Several Sexual Assaults in One Hour, they said:

send him over the Murky Coffee where he can get punched in the dick....

On July 31, 2008 11:23 AM in 32 Pounds of Marijuana Found in Berwyn Heights Mayor's Home, they said:

When you like the reefer, you like the reefer........all 32 pounds of it....

On July 29, 2008 5:03 PM in Houston, We've Got a Problem Too..., they said:

Si. Cerveza....

On July 15, 2008 12:02 PM in Murky Coffee vs. Teh Internet, they said:

Man, I haven't had a dick punch in a long time. I think I need to head over to Murky get me one, quick. Can I get that on ice?...

On July 7, 2008 10:46 AM in D.C.'s July 4 Fireworks in Photos, they said:

These fireworks must have been caused when my honey and I were rubbing our cloacas together....

On July 1, 2008 1:19 PM in Photo of the Day: July 1, 2008, they said:

I need me some of those. I let your imagination guess which ones....

On June 25, 2008 1:03 PM in Explosion Planned, they said:

Not to be mistaken by the flagellant explosion that come out of George Jr's mouth. ...

On June 25, 2008 12:24 PM in Photo of the Day: June 24, 2008, they said:

Presidents sniffing stuff? No. Mayors, maybe!...

On June 17, 2008 2:38 PM in Photo of the Day: June 17, 2008, they said:

umm, maybe a little too heavy on the PS?!?!...

On June 3, 2008 4:35 PM in Everyone Hates the WWII Memorial, they said:

The best part is when Antonella Barba took those skank photos of herself wading in the pool. ...

On June 3, 2008 11:45 AM in Naked Bike Ride Planned for Saturday, they said:

The website for this event states that all you have to wear is a bike helmet and a small sack to cover your genitals. You mean, I have to wear a sack to cover my sack?!?! It brings new meaning to do...

On May 22, 2008 12:07 PM in Tenleytown is Infested with Rats , they said:

I say we declare the rats immigrants and ask George Jr. to build a wall around the park....

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