When Mayor Adrian Fenty disappeared for four days in March, he took with him the public trust. The city deserves answers — and now, you will have them. A photo has surfaced to explain where Fenty spent March 26-29.

Snuggie as a buggie in a ruggie. Our Mayor has quite literally been set up by a woman. Now, it would seem shameful enough that Mayor Fenty would be caught in this peekaru perversion. But that is only the tip of the fleece-lined iceberg! The forensics lab at DCist (led by forensic image analyst Lindsay Shelton-Gross) has discovered that, in fact, this photo has been photoshopped. After the fold, the real image — the photo Mayor Fenty doesn’t want you to see: