What constitutes a violent crime? That’s the question at the root of this report from the Examiner’s Scott McCabe, which notes that an FBI report released on Monday shows that violent crime in the District actually increased by 2.3 percent in 2008, despite D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier’s triumphant announcement earlier this year that it had dropped by 5 percent. The FBI and the MPD use different measurements, you see, when it comes to counting violent crimes. “Under the D.C. Code, a punch is considered a simple assault; under the FBI’s definition, it’s considered an aggravated assault, or a violent crime, D.C. police said.” So according to the MPD, if someone punches you in the face and steals your wallet, that’s not a violent crime? Or a man beating his wife is not a violent crime?