Interested in keeping an eye on the District’s purveyors of plow? Curious as to whether or not you’ll be walking on a cleared road after making the startling realization that there’s only enough beer to last you for another couple of hours and deciding, after much deliberation and in blatant rebellion of the Mayor’s decree, to venture out into the cold? Run out of things to play with on the internet already? Well, judging by the large number of complaints we’ve heard about the snow removal today, DDOT’s new Snow Response Reporting System might just be for you, fellow shut-in! This new web app allows you to search for locations by street address, intersection, block, or just general landmarks (like Dupont Circle, above), pick a start and end time, and boom — it’ll show you where DDOT vehicles have been pushing snow and laying down large quantities of sodium chloride. The app also promises to label roads as “Icy,” “Impassible,” or the always fun “Snow or Slush Covered W/ Tire Tracks Exposed” — not that any of these designations should give you any confidence whatsoever about getting behind the wheel.