After being holed up in my basement apartment for five days, even the newest installment of The Real World D(upont) C(ircle) seemed like an exciting break from growing cabin fever. Unfortunately, what promised to be the most riveting inter-personal drama of the series ended up being nothing more than a tease. And yes, my growing fear of Ashley’s tantrums made it hard to sleep. If you need to catch up on everything you’ve missed — and really, if you’re a federal employee, you’ve got the time — check out our recaps to date.

Our unnecessarily extensive bullet points, as usual, are below the jump.