I know, I know — we missed last week’s episode of The Real World D(upont) C(ircle). But to make it up to fans of the show and the faithful readers of our re-caps (all 17 of you), this week’s installment covers not one, but two episodes. Yes, friends, I ran a reality show marathon last night, and as a consequence today I’m dehydrated, cranky and chafing. (If you want an Ironman experience, read all of our past re-caps and then this one. In one sitting. I dare you.)

After the jump, in full bullet-point glory, the roommates give Ty an ultimatum, Andrew gets a girlfriend and Erika plays a sad, lonely song about her time in D.C. And of course, no episode would be complete without…Wicked Liquid.