What do you mean you haven’t been watching the National Zoo’s Pandacam all day? Well, while you were busy “enjoying your Saturday,” I’ve been intently studying these images (read: hitting Ctrl-R repeatedly), and I can say with certainty that I haven’t the slightest idea whether Mei Xiang is preggers or not. On the other hand, I can confirm Mei Xiang is still a big bear that likes to eat and laze about on that block. Yay, journalism!

It’s like I always say, there’s nothing more thrilling than spending a Saturday watching grainy CCTV footage of a big black and white blob eating bamboo and then sauntering back to nap on a big rock.

(Okay, have I sufficiently reverse-jinxed this yet? C’mon Mei! We’ve even got a name for your new panda kid and everything.)