We know that a lot of you are fed up with Metro’s escalator troubles. We understand that Interim General Manager Richard Sarles’ assertion that major overhauls are on the way probably rings a little bit hollow. But that’s really no reason to start climbing up the facing of the one of the longest escalators in the system. (Apologies for the Alex Proyas-level of darkness, but you know, YouTube and all.)

Yeah, that’s just ridiculous. Please don’t do this, people.

But that’s not all!