Vincent Orange, fighting Kwame Brown for Gray’s seat, went with a smaller Cadillac SUV than his competitor. What, he couldn’t afford an orange paint job?

Alert DC sent out an email blast this morning, notifying Washington residents about the following vital piece of information: “National Weather Service reports light snow flurries coming from the west and heading to the District of Columbia; arrival time is between 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM.” Please try to limit your panic, dear readers.