Remember when Michael A. Brown asked the public to help him come up with snappy ideas to rename a street in the District to something statehood related? (You were all so quick to pitch in!) Well, so many people told Brown they liked the idea that the at-large Councilmember is planning to introduce a bill to redub three major streets — Pennsylvania, Independence and Constitution Avenues — to D.C. Statehood Way, Let D.C. Vote Way and Free D.C. Avenue, respectively. Nah, that won’t confuse anyone.

On the bright side, at least we haven’t heard anything about rechristening any D.C. streets to “One City” Avenue.