Rendering of a bat with a sweatband on its head. Images via Shutterstock.

Big props to the D.C. Redditor who found this gem in the Washington Post’s Animal Watch this week.

ARLINGTON, North Cleveland Street, 700 block, Oct. 27. Responding to a report of a bat inside a home, an animal control officer found that it was actually a sweatband.

Not that you necessarily want or need this, but we’re working on getting more details. Update: Here are more details.